Blogging

Last week I bruised both knees, skinned one knuckle and bruised a fingernail. Michael ripped out a pair of pants. Butch shredded two milk jugs. And our foster dog destroyed the blanket that we usually leave in her crate. At first I thought it was just a bad week. And then I thought about the time that I got stranded in Malta Idaho. Go ahead, go use Google Maps to find it. Nope, not that bad. And then I thought about the time that I ran into the shower with my face and it hurt to smile. Nope, not that bad. We don't have a range hood, so my head is safe there. And I don't have any current wounds from work. No bruised body parts, no broken ribs. Our grill hasn't taken itself on a walk recently, Butch hasn't scared us by eating yet something else potentially fatal. So really, I guess it wasn't that bad of a week. But just in case your wondering, trying to give your blog the title " How to Bruise, Bump, Crack, Cut, Scrape, Scratch and Smile Your way through life", it won't fit on the title line. Maybe someone should thing about how to make those things longer. Or I could just add it underneath.